screamingeagles | VIDEO_DIARY

[The feed opens to reveal BLU Soldier's upside down face, or what you could see of it through the ridiculously waving blades of long grass that he had attach to his helmet. Camouflage pro right here. Judging by the amount of shade he was sitting in and the tree he had his back to, the man was probably hiding somewhere as well.]

Attention, video diary! It is day one, hour... [Soldier looks around, then at the upside down device, trying to find the time] ... hour-some-time-before-lunch, and I have already encountered HOSTILES! Guerrilla forces were waiting to AMBUSH me when I walked into the tall grass!

[The feed is turned sloppily to show the tall grass just outside of Bark Town with Soldier's pokemon Spy standing in the distance next to it, all still upside down. Noticing Soldier turn to him, the Sawk waved a little before the device was turned back to Soldier's face.]

I don't know if this is a training routine, or some sort of test, but by GOD I will find the sonofabitch who leads these ladies playing dress-up-like-weird-creatures and teach him how to fight like a REAL MAN! Hiding and ambushing is for spineless cowards like Spy or Sniper!

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[Canada was just starting on the route when he overhears this coming from the... tree nearby? Wherever he's hiding okay!! But yes, Maple is held in his arms, clinging to him and he pauses at the commotion.]

Eh? Did somebody say ambush...?

[Cobra’s just staring at his feed for a few moments before saying anything. He hasn’t seen anything quite like this since well, back in his world.]

The creatures in the grass aren’t a part of any guerrilla force! And thisss isn’t a training exercise either!

[ Here comes Mami, putting on an imitation of a very deep voice ~~and ready to troll~~. ]

I hear ya, soldier! It's a battlefield out there, but the best course of action is to not retreat! I repeat, do not retreat! Are you armed? How much ammo do you have? If you haven't any, that Pokemon with you has got your 6, if you know how to command it!

[ And then with the help of her Chimchar, she makes some war noises along with a "Stand strong, men! Do not fall back!" in the background for effect! ]

Report on your status as soon as possible, soldier! This is Captain Futami, over and out!

[When Pauling goes to check the network to resume her usual lurk-until-an-informational-post-comes-up tactics of browsing. What she hadn't expected was to hear the familiar voice through the 'gear.

She watches eagerly, marvelling at the spectacle. Scout taking to animals is understandable, the boy not being too far from the regular, angered citizens of his home-place... but Soldier? No, this can't end well.]

[ . . . that's kind of amusing. she's not laughing, though, but by the smile on her face... it's obvious she finds this a bit interesting. ]

Ambushed? My, that sounds dangerous.

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