VIDEO_DIARY_001 [ video ]
Aug. 21st, 2012 05:17 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
screamingeagles[The feed opens to reveal BLU Soldier's upside down face, or what you could see of it through the ridiculously waving blades of long grass that he had attach to his helmet. Camouflage pro right here. Judging by the amount of shade he was sitting in and the tree he had his back to, the man was probably hiding somewhere as well.]
Attention, video diary! It is day one, hour... [Soldier looks around, then at the upside down device, trying to find the time] ... hour-some-time-before-lunch, and I have already encountered HOSTILES! Guerrilla forces were waiting to AMBUSH me when I walked into the tall grass!
[The feed is turned sloppily to show the tall grass just outside of Bark Town with Soldier's pokemon Spy standing in the distance next to it, all still upside down. Noticing Soldier turn to him, the Sawk waved a little before the device was turned back to Soldier's face.]
I don't know if this is a training routine, or some sort of test, but by GOD I will find the sonofabitch who leads these ladies playing dress-up-like-weird-creatures and teach him how to fight like a REAL MAN! Hiding and ambushing is for spineless cowards like Spy or Sniper!
Attention, video diary! It is day one, hour... [Soldier looks around, then at the upside down device, trying to find the time] ... hour-some-time-before-lunch, and I have already encountered HOSTILES! Guerrilla forces were waiting to AMBUSH me when I walked into the tall grass!
[The feed is turned sloppily to show the tall grass just outside of Bark Town with Soldier's pokemon Spy standing in the distance next to it, all still upside down. Noticing Soldier turn to him, the Sawk waved a little before the device was turned back to Soldier's face.]
I don't know if this is a training routine, or some sort of test, but by GOD I will find the sonofabitch who leads these ladies playing dress-up-like-weird-creatures and teach him how to fight like a REAL MAN! Hiding and ambushing is for spineless cowards like Spy or Sniper!
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Date: 2012-08-22 01:30 am (UTC)[Canada's replying even if he's not sure why Teddy Roosevelt of all names--! Oh wait, his bear.
...He's going to approach Soldier now that he sees more clearly where it came from.]
Are you from around here, mister?
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Date: 2012-08-22 01:41 am (UTC)SCREAMIN' EAGLES!
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Date: 2012-08-22 02:00 am (UTC)[Canada tries to scramble away, Maple jumping out of his arms and to the side as he does. But Soldier catches his feet and so the both go flying to the ground.]
What are you doing?!
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Date: 2012-08-22 02:12 am (UTC)[Soldier waves at Maple meaningfully:] Run away, Mr. President! America needs you!
[Now, pointing a threatening finger at Canada:] I've got your feet now, MAGGOT! Now, who are you working for! Where am I! What is the meaning of life, and why are there people dressed as colorful alien animals!
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Date: 2012-08-22 02:59 am (UTC)[America?! Where?! But he sort of leans back and away from that finger. ...As best as he can on the ground, at least.]
W-w-wait! I don't want any fight, eh! I'm Canada, and that's Maple! He was here when I arrived... Why are you asking such strange questions!
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Date: 2012-08-22 03:14 am (UTC)You're...
[What.]
You're... Canada?
[WHAT.]
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Date: 2012-08-22 03:41 am (UTC)[In a flash, Soldier was on his feet, staring down at Canada.]
You probably don't even know what's going on either, do you!
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Date: 2012-08-22 03:50 am (UTC)[He gets up and waves his arm a bit defensively. Maple wanders back towards him, staring up at Soldier.]
I really don't know much of what's going on though, eh...
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Date: 2012-08-22 04:26 am (UTC)What are you doing over there, Spy! I could have been fighting the enemy and you're over there having a tea party with the tall grass!
[The Sawk simply stared back, then pointed off into the distance, as if indicating where to go.]
Useless Frenchie... Well, looks like it's just you and me, Teddy Roosevelt, vs. a sick man with an army of ladies playin' dress-up games who got us into this mess.
[Oh yeah, Canada's there.]
Oh... and you can come along too. We'll need someone as bait for the ambushes!
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Date: 2012-08-22 10:07 pm (UTC)[Canada is honestly at a loss for how to react in this situation, but company can't be too bad, right? ...He hopes.]
B-bait?! Isn't that a bit extreme? I think we can just follow the route that way. I heard it's a few days for a trip to the next city...
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Date: 2012-08-22 11:32 pm (UTC)Son, you would think getting too much MAPLE SYRUP on your fluffy little buttermilk PANCAKES is extreme! And I'm here to tell you that American extreme would have a LIVE GRENADE stuffed in the pancake! And the syrup would be ENGINE OIL! And now I am hungry.
[Pulling his backpack out of the crude 'foxhole' he dug with his hands and some sticks, he equipped it, then got into Canada's face.]
I've received orders from higher in command that we need to follow the route THAT WAY, and we need to do so PRONTO. ASAP. DOUBLE TIME. Do you read me, ROOKIE?
[Not bothering to wait for a response, he begins marching off briskly.]
Men... MOVE OUT!
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Date: 2012-08-23 01:13 am (UTC)[Can't you at least call him by it!! And he never got Soldier's name, come to think of it... He should give this guy a what for, bossing him around like this!
...
He starts walking after to follow, picking up Maple in the process.]
Um... I mean I understand, sir. What was your name again?
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Date: 2012-08-23 04:17 pm (UTC)WOW WHAT A PANSYHe turns on Canada, going all drill sergeant on his face]You will refer to me as BLU SOLDIER. AKA SOLDIER. AKA Mister Jane Doe. AKA your worst nightmare. Do you read me, Cantalope!
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Date: 2012-08-23 07:53 pm (UTC)[STOP GETTING ALL CLOSE TO HIS FACE. He sort of stumbles back and raises his hands defensively.]
I-it's Canada! I mean, yes sir! Mr. Soldier sir!