VIDEO_DIARY_001 [ video ]
Aug. 21st, 2012 05:17 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
screamingeagles[The feed opens to reveal BLU Soldier's upside down face, or what you could see of it through the ridiculously waving blades of long grass that he had attach to his helmet. Camouflage pro right here. Judging by the amount of shade he was sitting in and the tree he had his back to, the man was probably hiding somewhere as well.]
Attention, video diary! It is day one, hour... [Soldier looks around, then at the upside down device, trying to find the time] ... hour-some-time-before-lunch, and I have already encountered HOSTILES! Guerrilla forces were waiting to AMBUSH me when I walked into the tall grass!
[The feed is turned sloppily to show the tall grass just outside of Bark Town with Soldier's pokemon Spy standing in the distance next to it, all still upside down. Noticing Soldier turn to him, the Sawk waved a little before the device was turned back to Soldier's face.]
I don't know if this is a training routine, or some sort of test, but by GOD I will find the sonofabitch who leads these ladies playing dress-up-like-weird-creatures and teach him how to fight like a REAL MAN! Hiding and ambushing is for spineless cowards like Spy or Sniper!
Attention, video diary! It is day one, hour... [Soldier looks around, then at the upside down device, trying to find the time] ... hour-some-time-before-lunch, and I have already encountered HOSTILES! Guerrilla forces were waiting to AMBUSH me when I walked into the tall grass!
[The feed is turned sloppily to show the tall grass just outside of Bark Town with Soldier's pokemon Spy standing in the distance next to it, all still upside down. Noticing Soldier turn to him, the Sawk waved a little before the device was turned back to Soldier's face.]
I don't know if this is a training routine, or some sort of test, but by GOD I will find the sonofabitch who leads these ladies playing dress-up-like-weird-creatures and teach him how to fight like a REAL MAN! Hiding and ambushing is for spineless cowards like Spy or Sniper!
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Date: 2012-08-22 02:22 am (UTC)Administrator? Is that you? [No, it can't be her, she doesn't have a blank, metal mask for a face, and she certainly doesn't hang around upside down. He jabs a finger threateningly at Cobra.]
Who are YOU and how do you know about all of that! ... Wait a second... I think you might be another spy, sent to MESS with my MIND! Well, tough luck, lady, you'll have to try harder to fool an AMERICAN!
[Video]
Date: 2012-08-22 04:25 am (UTC)Re: [Video]
Date: 2012-08-22 04:56 am (UTC)I am part of the... [Uh oh.] ... branch of military that deals with hill defense, SIR! And boy, it is hell out here, SIR! I require assistance to hold this hill... [The man continues rambling on about how there were children who needed haircuts standing around outside the town and threw little red and white balls at him when he passed and hippie music was playing nonstop and it might be in his head was this a mindtrick of the enemy--]
-- and that is how I discovered digesting ribs is a must for all Americans! Now, were you able to uncover any more information on my current situation, SIR!
[Video]
Date: 2012-08-22 05:34 am (UTC)[Wait, does this guy actually think Cobra Commander's part of whatever that is? Hmm. He can use that.]
I mean yesss, that's exactly who I am! And-
[And then Cobra Commander got a little lost during that rant.]
I believe I can shed ssssome light on your situation though. You've been, how shall I put this, deployed here for an indefinite amount of time. Communication with HQ is imposssible, and there will be no supply drops.
[Video]
Date: 2012-08-22 10:01 am (UTC)Sounds like his old job with Blutarch Mann. Soldier's Pokemon, Spy, noticed him having a rather animated conversation with his Pokegear and slowly walked over.]
Yes, yes, I'm familiar with the old routine... uh SIR! So what am I fighting here, more REDs? Commies? Nazis? Hippies? Robots?
[Video]
Date: 2012-08-22 08:03 pm (UTC)Your next objective should be Cherrygrove City. It's about ssseveral days hiking distance from your current position. You can rest and resupply there.
[Video]
Date: 2012-08-22 09:13 pm (UTC)Beat the CRAP out of everyone we come across... got it! I won't let you down, Mister Hissing No-Face SIR!
[The feed is abruptly and rudely ended as Soldier closes the Pokegear and tosses it into the jumbled contents of his backpack. Soldier begins to prepare to leave and kick ass when his encounter with Canada happens.]