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Aug. 25th, 2012 06:50 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
screamingeagles[A video feed pops open, amazingly now displaying Soldier's face upright; there is a a triumphant grin on his face that would look nothing less than terrifying if the martial art black belt tied around his helmet didn't add a comical element. Actually... maybe it made him look more demented than anything.]
At ease, video diary. Great progress for America has been made, as I have reached my first objective: CHERRYGROVE! [The Pokegear shakes and turns as Soldier pauses to fish something out of his backpack, then stabilizes to show him holding 3 hats in one fist.]
I've also got myself here some trophies from dominating THE ENEMY as they tried to sabotage my MISSION! Little bastards though little bits of paper would divert my wrath, but they were WRONG! [Soldier suddenly pauses to glance at someone off screen.] Instead, it was... uh... [He leans over, and a bit of Canada's face can be seen as Soldier asks for his name.]
I'm Ca-na-da!!!
RIGHT, Canopy here that convinced me to have mercy on their PATHETIC SOULS, so instead... I took their HATS! And if they weren't wearing a hat, I took their bits of paper! Many victories were had the past four days, video diary; the enemy is clearly unprepared for me.
[Soldier would continue rambling on to his device about how the 'enemy' did not do enough push ups or jumping on live grenades or taking bullets to their lungs while defending a hill, and thus were nothing but maggots and etc. etc. Eventually he would make his way into the Poke Center, and, promptly forgetting that he was keeping a video diary, puts it in his pocket and beginsyelling talking to the nurse at the front desk:] BLU Soldier reporting for duty; do you have my next orders, MA'AM!
At ease, video diary. Great progress for America has been made, as I have reached my first objective: CHERRYGROVE! [The Pokegear shakes and turns as Soldier pauses to fish something out of his backpack, then stabilizes to show him holding 3 hats in one fist.]
I've also got myself here some trophies from dominating THE ENEMY as they tried to sabotage my MISSION! Little bastards though little bits of paper would divert my wrath, but they were WRONG! [Soldier suddenly pauses to glance at someone off screen.] Instead, it was... uh... [He leans over, and a bit of Canada's face can be seen as Soldier asks for his name.]
I'm Ca-na-da!!!
RIGHT, Canopy here that convinced me to have mercy on their PATHETIC SOULS, so instead... I took their HATS! And if they weren't wearing a hat, I took their bits of paper! Many victories were had the past four days, video diary; the enemy is clearly unprepared for me.
[Soldier would continue rambling on to his device about how the 'enemy' did not do enough push ups or jumping on live grenades or taking bullets to their lungs while defending a hill, and thus were nothing but maggots and etc. etc. Eventually he would make his way into the Poke Center, and, promptly forgetting that he was keeping a video diary, puts it in his pocket and begins
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Date: 2012-08-26 07:49 am (UTC)[ video ]
Date: 2012-08-27 12:58 am (UTC)[ Text ]
Date: 2012-08-27 01:48 am (UTC)Lower the volume.
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Date: 2012-08-27 08:04 am (UTC)Well now I REALLY can't hear you!
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Lower the volume on what?
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Date: 2012-08-27 09:43 am (UTC)Your voice.
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Date: 2012-08-26 08:12 am (UTC)[ action ] SORRY I'M EVEN SLOWER
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Date: 2012-08-29 02:29 am (UTC)Um... Also, you know that's not really a video diary, right? Even if you can use it like one, I guess...
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Date: 2015-09-21 01:11 pm (UTC)Video
Date: 2012-08-26 08:57 pm (UTC)[ video ]
Date: 2012-08-27 12:50 am (UTC)Now THAT'S an animal I know! You're a cat, aren't you! [Yes, he has to ask to confirm; this whole Pokemon business is messing with his mind.] Wait a second... Spy, is that you? Are you imitating animals now!
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Date: 2012-08-27 07:55 am (UTC)Can you repeat after me, cat? "I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America."...
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Date: 2012-08-27 12:04 am (UTC)[... She's seen some pretty weird things demanded of losers in battle before, but never... uh. This.]
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Date: 2012-08-27 02:39 am (UTC)[ video ]
Date: 2012-08-27 07:43 am (UTC)... Also known as America!
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Date: 2012-08-27 12:29 am (UTC)[Maybe this is something he's missed while he's been in Johto and Kanto. As far as he knows, taking hats isn't exactly standard for the American military.]
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Date: 2012-08-27 12:56 am (UTC)Why WOULDN'T you take the hats of the DOMINATED!
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... SIR! I have secured Cherrygrove! This hill is now MY hill, which is also America's hill! Do you have more orders for me, SIR!
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Date: 2012-08-27 04:33 am (UTC)[Hang on, he needs to think of an answer because, really now, hats.]
They're just hats! What are you going to do with all those? And, at ease, ssssoldier. I'm...happy to see that you've made it to Cherrygrove in one piece. You should take this opportunity to rest and recover any lost provisions.
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Date: 2012-08-27 07:06 am (UTC)[As he says that, he begins wearing the hats, one on top of the other]
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Date: 2012-08-27 07:15 am (UTC)Throughout history, men have worn hats as a way of showing how much BETTER they are than other men! They convey RANK, and make sure that in war the only casualties are of the MAGGOTS crawling in the lower classes! I can hear it know, William Prescott at the Battle of Bunker hill shouting “Don't fire till you see the tops of their heads!” That sonofabitch only shot the POOR in the enemy! A true war hero. [The stack of hats on Soldier's helmet is threatening to fall off...]
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Date: 2012-08-27 07:22 am (UTC)This guy...
Had style. Why wear hats to show you're better than everyone else when you had your FISTS? Oh and it helps that he's wearing blue.]
Affirmative, SIR! I will proceed to-- Hey what the--
[Soldier appears to be suddenly harassed by people off-screen scolding him for being so loud.]
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