VIDEO_DIARY_002 [ video ]
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screamingeagles[A video feed pops open, amazingly now displaying Soldier's face upright; there is a a triumphant grin on his face that would look nothing less than terrifying if the martial art black belt tied around his helmet didn't add a comical element. Actually... maybe it made him look more demented than anything.]
At ease, video diary. Great progress for America has been made, as I have reached my first objective: CHERRYGROVE! [The Pokegear shakes and turns as Soldier pauses to fish something out of his backpack, then stabilizes to show him holding 3 hats in one fist.]
I've also got myself here some trophies from dominating THE ENEMY as they tried to sabotage my MISSION! Little bastards though little bits of paper would divert my wrath, but they were WRONG! [Soldier suddenly pauses to glance at someone off screen.] Instead, it was... uh... [He leans over, and a bit of Canada's face can be seen as Soldier asks for his name.]
I'm Ca-na-da!!!
RIGHT, Canopy here that convinced me to have mercy on their PATHETIC SOULS, so instead... I took their HATS! And if they weren't wearing a hat, I took their bits of paper! Many victories were had the past four days, video diary; the enemy is clearly unprepared for me.
[Soldier would continue rambling on to his device about how the 'enemy' did not do enough push ups or jumping on live grenades or taking bullets to their lungs while defending a hill, and thus were nothing but maggots and etc. etc. Eventually he would make his way into the Poke Center, and, promptly forgetting that he was keeping a video diary, puts it in his pocket and beginsyelling talking to the nurse at the front desk:] BLU Soldier reporting for duty; do you have my next orders, MA'AM!
At ease, video diary. Great progress for America has been made, as I have reached my first objective: CHERRYGROVE! [The Pokegear shakes and turns as Soldier pauses to fish something out of his backpack, then stabilizes to show him holding 3 hats in one fist.]
I've also got myself here some trophies from dominating THE ENEMY as they tried to sabotage my MISSION! Little bastards though little bits of paper would divert my wrath, but they were WRONG! [Soldier suddenly pauses to glance at someone off screen.] Instead, it was... uh... [He leans over, and a bit of Canada's face can be seen as Soldier asks for his name.]
I'm Ca-na-da!!!
RIGHT, Canopy here that convinced me to have mercy on their PATHETIC SOULS, so instead... I took their HATS! And if they weren't wearing a hat, I took their bits of paper! Many victories were had the past four days, video diary; the enemy is clearly unprepared for me.
[Soldier would continue rambling on to his device about how the 'enemy' did not do enough push ups or jumping on live grenades or taking bullets to their lungs while defending a hill, and thus were nothing but maggots and etc. etc. Eventually he would make his way into the Poke Center, and, promptly forgetting that he was keeping a video diary, puts it in his pocket and begins
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Date: 2012-08-27 12:29 am (UTC)[Maybe this is something he's missed while he's been in Johto and Kanto. As far as he knows, taking hats isn't exactly standard for the American military.]
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Date: 2012-08-27 12:56 am (UTC)Why WOULDN'T you take the hats of the DOMINATED!
[Then he realizes who was contacting him...]
... SIR! I have secured Cherrygrove! This hill is now MY hill, which is also America's hill! Do you have more orders for me, SIR!
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Date: 2012-08-27 04:33 am (UTC)[Hang on, he needs to think of an answer because, really now, hats.]
They're just hats! What are you going to do with all those? And, at ease, ssssoldier. I'm...happy to see that you've made it to Cherrygrove in one piece. You should take this opportunity to rest and recover any lost provisions.
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Date: 2012-08-27 07:04 am (UTC)[ video ] 2/???
Date: 2012-08-27 07:06 am (UTC)[As he says that, he begins wearing the hats, one on top of the other]
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Date: 2012-08-27 07:15 am (UTC)Throughout history, men have worn hats as a way of showing how much BETTER they are than other men! They convey RANK, and make sure that in war the only casualties are of the MAGGOTS crawling in the lower classes! I can hear it know, William Prescott at the Battle of Bunker hill shouting “Don't fire till you see the tops of their heads!” That sonofabitch only shot the POOR in the enemy! A true war hero. [The stack of hats on Soldier's helmet is threatening to fall off...]
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Date: 2012-08-27 07:22 am (UTC)This guy...
Had style. Why wear hats to show you're better than everyone else when you had your FISTS? Oh and it helps that he's wearing blue.]
Affirmative, SIR! I will proceed to-- Hey what the--
[Soldier appears to be suddenly harassed by people off-screen scolding him for being so loud.]
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Date: 2012-08-27 07:26 pm (UTC)[Ugh. He's rather familiar with being told to quiet down.]
You can ignore them. They have no authority here.
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Date: 2012-08-28 07:08 am (UTC)If you know what's good for ya, you will run!
[There is a bit of commotion, and at the angle Spy is holding the Pokegear Canada can be hanging off of Soldier's arm in an attempt to stop him.
it's not really working][ video ]
Date: 2012-08-28 11:19 pm (UTC)Where is your trainer? Put him back on the line!
[And then Cobra sees Canada and Soldier.]
What is going on over there?
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Date: 2012-08-29 02:32 am (UTC)Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Please don't fight! I-I'll get him to calm down, I promise!
[Then glancing over to the pokegear Spy is holding, he notices Cobra. So from the background:]
T-tell him to stop! He'll listen to you... I think...
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Date: 2012-08-29 02:42 am (UTC)[Sorry Canada, Cobra's not going to help.]
Why on earth would I want to do that? If he's going to get into a fight and make a mess of that place, then let him!
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Date: 2012-08-29 02:56 am (UTC)Soldier, completely oblivious to Canada trying to stop him, begins to take a swing at someone when his Sawk, in a blur of motion, appears in front of him, catching his fist in one hand while holding the Pokegear up in the other.]
Wha-- Spy! Don't interrupt me when I'm about to oh hello commander SIR! Did you have something to say before I beat up this maggot?
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Date: 2012-08-29 05:17 am (UTC)[ video ]
Date: 2012-08-29 05:26 am (UTC)He's out of view now, but Cobra might hear his groan. (That's debatable since he's so soft-spoken.)]
Mr. Soldier... if you're going to fight, shouldn't you use your pokemon? [HIS LAST... SUGGESTION...]
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Date: 2012-08-29 06:15 am (UTC)[ video ] LMAO so terrible
Date: 2012-08-30 12:44 am (UTC)Yessir! Here, Spy, gimme that--
[The feed spirals crazily, then statics momentarily as the connection hiccups from the impact of landing on Soldier's pack; it provides a nice view of everyone from the hip down.]
All right, Frenchie, you beat up those two, and I'll deal with the other two! [Oh noo what is the
timidproud Canada going to dooo][ video ]
Date: 2012-08-30 06:56 am (UTC)