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screamingeagles) wrote2012-08-21 05:17 pm
screamingeagles) wrote2012-08-21 05:17 pm
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VIDEO_DIARY_001 [ video ]
[The feed opens to reveal BLU Soldier's upside down face, or what you could see of it through the ridiculously waving blades of long grass that he had attach to his helmet. Camouflage pro right here. Judging by the amount of shade he was sitting in and the tree he had his back to, the man was probably hiding somewhere as well.]
Attention, video diary! It is day one, hour... [Soldier looks around, then at the upside down device, trying to find the time] ... hour-some-time-before-lunch, and I have already encountered HOSTILES! Guerrilla forces were waiting to AMBUSH me when I walked into the tall grass!
[The feed is turned sloppily to show the tall grass just outside of Bark Town with Soldier's pokemon Spy standing in the distance next to it, all still upside down. Noticing Soldier turn to him, the Sawk waved a little before the device was turned back to Soldier's face.]
I don't know if this is a training routine, or some sort of test, but by GOD I will find the sonofabitch who leads these ladies playing dress-up-like-weird-creatures and teach him how to fight like a REAL MAN! Hiding and ambushing is for spineless cowards like Spy or Sniper!
Attention, video diary! It is day one, hour... [Soldier looks around, then at the upside down device, trying to find the time] ... hour-some-time-before-lunch, and I have already encountered HOSTILES! Guerrilla forces were waiting to AMBUSH me when I walked into the tall grass!
[The feed is turned sloppily to show the tall grass just outside of Bark Town with Soldier's pokemon Spy standing in the distance next to it, all still upside down. Noticing Soldier turn to him, the Sawk waved a little before the device was turned back to Soldier's face.]
I don't know if this is a training routine, or some sort of test, but by GOD I will find the sonofabitch who leads these ladies playing dress-up-like-weird-creatures and teach him how to fight like a REAL MAN! Hiding and ambushing is for spineless cowards like Spy or Sniper!
[2/2] Video
She switches on the video, ready to babysit once more. Although, she looks a little different from usual, her skin still being a little icy-layered and her hair long and purple; the little horn on the top of her forehead is still there too.
Other than that, she sounds and acts fine.]
They're Pokémon, Mr. Doe.
((ooc; there was a plot and she got a bit... mutated. her features are less now, but similar to these))
[ Video ]
I already know that, strangely familiar ice unicorn! The enemy disguise themselves as mutant creatures and call themselves Poke-ay-mon, and get children to play dress up games with them! Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go now and bury my war-foot so far up their asses it will be a foot and a HALF UP THEIR ASSES!
[The Pokegear clatters to the ground, looking up at Solder to see that he had blades of long grass waving under any straps of his uniform that he could find.] Spy! Let's move out!
[Video] Sorry for the late! I'll try and get this thread tagged during hiatus still.
Um, it's Miss Pauling.
The enemies are mutant creatures.
[He... he called his Pokémon Spy? She's not entirely surprised that Soldier named his weapon force after his teammates, actually.
She's just going to watch though, because oh my this could be interesting. Just going to scribble everything on the clipboard...]
[Video] it's okay haha
... Soldier seems to readily accept this and her information despite her appearance, and picks up the Pokegear again.]
Is there a reason you resemble the enemy, lady?
Wait... you're disguising yourself as the enemy to blend in, right? [Great idea! Soldier wonders if he can pull something off with all these grass on him...]