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screamingeagles) wrote2012-08-21 05:17 pm
screamingeagles) wrote2012-08-21 05:17 pm
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VIDEO_DIARY_001 [ video ]
[The feed opens to reveal BLU Soldier's upside down face, or what you could see of it through the ridiculously waving blades of long grass that he had attach to his helmet. Camouflage pro right here. Judging by the amount of shade he was sitting in and the tree he had his back to, the man was probably hiding somewhere as well.]
Attention, video diary! It is day one, hour... [Soldier looks around, then at the upside down device, trying to find the time] ... hour-some-time-before-lunch, and I have already encountered HOSTILES! Guerrilla forces were waiting to AMBUSH me when I walked into the tall grass!
[The feed is turned sloppily to show the tall grass just outside of Bark Town with Soldier's pokemon Spy standing in the distance next to it, all still upside down. Noticing Soldier turn to him, the Sawk waved a little before the device was turned back to Soldier's face.]
I don't know if this is a training routine, or some sort of test, but by GOD I will find the sonofabitch who leads these ladies playing dress-up-like-weird-creatures and teach him how to fight like a REAL MAN! Hiding and ambushing is for spineless cowards like Spy or Sniper!
Attention, video diary! It is day one, hour... [Soldier looks around, then at the upside down device, trying to find the time] ... hour-some-time-before-lunch, and I have already encountered HOSTILES! Guerrilla forces were waiting to AMBUSH me when I walked into the tall grass!
[The feed is turned sloppily to show the tall grass just outside of Bark Town with Soldier's pokemon Spy standing in the distance next to it, all still upside down. Noticing Soldier turn to him, the Sawk waved a little before the device was turned back to Soldier's face.]
I don't know if this is a training routine, or some sort of test, but by GOD I will find the sonofabitch who leads these ladies playing dress-up-like-weird-creatures and teach him how to fight like a REAL MAN! Hiding and ambushing is for spineless cowards like Spy or Sniper!
[Video]
[Wait, does this guy actually think Cobra Commander's part of whatever that is? Hmm. He can use that.]
I mean yesss, that's exactly who I am! And-
[And then Cobra Commander got a little lost during that rant.]
I believe I can shed ssssome light on your situation though. You've been, how shall I put this, deployed here for an indefinite amount of time. Communication with HQ is imposssible, and there will be no supply drops.
[Video]
Sounds like his old job with Blutarch Mann. Soldier's Pokemon, Spy, noticed him having a rather animated conversation with his Pokegear and slowly walked over.]
Yes, yes, I'm familiar with the old routine... uh SIR! So what am I fighting here, more REDs? Commies? Nazis? Hippies? Robots?
[Video]
Your next objective should be Cherrygrove City. It's about ssseveral days hiking distance from your current position. You can rest and resupply there.
[Video]
Beat the CRAP out of everyone we come across... got it! I won't let you down, Mister Hissing No-Face SIR!
[The feed is abruptly and rudely ended as Soldier closes the Pokegear and tosses it into the jumbled contents of his backpack. Soldier begins to prepare to leave and kick ass when his encounter with Canada happens.]