screamingeagles: (maggot)
Mister Jane Doe ([personal profile] screamingeagles) wrote 2012-08-22 11:32 pm (UTC)

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[COMPLETELY IGNORING CANADA'S CORRECTION AND SUGGESTION]

Son, you would think getting too much MAPLE SYRUP on your fluffy little buttermilk PANCAKES is extreme! And I'm here to tell you that American extreme would have a LIVE GRENADE stuffed in the pancake! And the syrup would be ENGINE OIL! And now I am hungry.

[Pulling his backpack out of the crude 'foxhole' he dug with his hands and some sticks, he equipped it, then got into Canada's face.]

I've received orders from higher in command that we need to follow the route THAT WAY, and we need to do so PRONTO. ASAP. DOUBLE TIME. Do you read me, ROOKIE?

[Not bothering to wait for a response, he begins marching off briskly.]

Men... MOVE OUT!

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