What? Whoever trained you to talk didn't teach you the pledge? [Yes, for whatever reason Soldier heard that part.]
I revoke your trainer's teaching-a-cat-to-speak medal! And if I ever find him I will claw down his throat and rip out his very soul.
[How dare this nonexistent person not teach this cat that's actually a person the American pledge of allegiance! A terrible sin indeed, clearly the work of hippies here... or Communists]
Don't worry, cat-in-my-video-diary, I'll get the stench of Communism off of you! Let's start with some push-ups; DROP AND GIVE ME 20.
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I revoke your trainer's teaching-a-cat-to-speak medal! And if I ever find him I will claw down his throat and rip out his very soul.
[How dare this nonexistent person not teach this cat that's actually a person the American pledge of allegiance! A terrible sin indeed, clearly the work of hippies here... or Communists]
Don't worry, cat-in-my-video-diary, I'll get the stench of Communism off of you! Let's start with some push-ups; DROP AND GIVE ME 20.