[Wait! This must be a test to see if Soldier knew his stuff! Cobra could bet his grandma's well-worn panties AND freshly baked cookies that Soldier knew EVERYTHING.]
Throughout history, men have worn hats as a way of showing how much BETTER they are than other men! They convey RANK, and make sure that in war the only casualties are of the MAGGOTS crawling in the lower classes! I can hear it know, William Prescott at the Battle of Bunker hill shouting “Don't fire till you see the tops of their heads!” That sonofabitch only shot the POOR in the enemy! A true war hero. [The stack of hats on Soldier's helmet is threatening to fall off...]
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Date: 2012-08-27 07:15 am (UTC)Throughout history, men have worn hats as a way of showing how much BETTER they are than other men! They convey RANK, and make sure that in war the only casualties are of the MAGGOTS crawling in the lower classes! I can hear it know, William Prescott at the Battle of Bunker hill shouting “Don't fire till you see the tops of their heads!” That sonofabitch only shot the POOR in the enemy! A true war hero. [The stack of hats on Soldier's helmet is threatening to fall off...]