[Now THIS is what Soldier needed! An important mission that must be executed in a timely manner all the while fighting through field of tall grass teeming with hippies Pokemon. With any luck, it'd be all uphill towards the next city as well, and there would be some jumping-on-grenades involved.]
Got it, Video Diary-- I mean SIR! They are all maggots hatched from mutant maggot eggs! [Soldier dramatically begins waving around and jabbing at the device.] They'll be no match against ME! I will strike the fear of Amer--
[BEEP! The rest of Soldier's heartfelt and crazed patriotic speech was cut off as he accidentally closes the feed. Children and Pokemon alike beware! A dangerous force has been given purpose and set loose amongst you!]
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Date: 2012-08-22 09:42 pm (UTC)hippiesPokemon. With any luck, it'd be all uphill towards the next city as well, and there would be some jumping-on-grenades involved.]Got it, Video Diary-- I mean SIR! They are all maggots hatched from mutant maggot eggs! [Soldier dramatically begins waving around and jabbing at the device.] They'll be no match against ME! I will strike the fear of Amer--
[BEEP! The rest of Soldier's heartfelt and crazed patriotic speech was cut off as he accidentally closes the feed. Children and Pokemon alike beware! A dangerous force has been given purpose and set loose amongst you!]